With fuel scarcity affecting almost every city in Nigeria, everyone is directly or indirectly impacted. Prices of transportation have skyrocketed to double the price, and main roads are empty like we are about to experience another presidential election. While this is sad, Trybe City, your guy, is here to give you legit tips on how you can stay fly amidst the fuel scarcity. Take a drink and get ready to jot down a few things.
1. Buy a Bicycle
I know you are thinking how a big boy/girl like you would be riding a bicycle around the street, calm down and hear me out. While this fuel scarcity seems like a very recurring issue, it would only make sense that you get a bicycle, not keke oo 😂. We have so many luxurious brands of bicycles at different price ranges, choose the one that fits your pocket and feel fly.
2. Date a Fuel Attendant
While we can’t shy away from the fact that many of these filling stations are greedy, some of them have fuel but just decided to keep them locked so they can increase the price or see how the situation is going. Dating an insider in a filling station would guarantee easy access to fuel without having to join the crazy queues out there.
3. Sleep at Home
To think of this, if all you are doing is sleeping and waking, there would be no cause to be bothered about the fuel situation. While others are struggling for buses, paying ridiculous prices for T-fare, or queuing in fueling stations, you are sitting and sleeping.
4. Activate your Legcedes-Benz
You remember that TikTok viral sound, “tell me why you go charge 6,000 Naira for a bus, this bus, while I gat me my legs, I gat me my legxus”? Na you wan do big boy, if children of Israelites can do it, why can’t you? Use the small change with you to buy groundnuts and pure water before you open and close your eyes, you are at your destination already… Think about it, it’s not even really far like that.
5. Buy That Fueling Station in Your Area
To the Pablo Riches and Elon Musk Juniors reading this, this last option is for you. I know you are thinking that options 1 – 4 sound lame, as odogwu wey you be, this is where option 5 comes in. Why stress when you can buy the fueling station and still make a profit by selling fuel? You think they wouldn’t want to sell? Forget that one joor, everybody has a price. Just get in touch with the owner and buy down the fling station.
6) Buy a Tesla
How much does a Tesla even cost ? Think about it shey you like all as you are queuing up and dwon for fuel ? or paying ridculous Tfare . if you save up all this money, how much is a Tesla that you can’t buy . Start saving up ! Just close eye and buy a Tesla .
We hope this fuel scarcity issue is solved; it’s really sad to see Nigerians suffering, only us Dollar is smoking some stuff we haven’t heard about and just getting high anyhow , prices of goods and food have doubled the price, no electricity now fuel scarcity again? We pray Nigeria would be great again.
What do you think? Which option are you opting for?
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